Right Tom, I know you’re going to laugh at me, but I only thought that there was ony 7 planets in the universe… like pluto.
I don’t eat flowers, wait, are apples flowers?
Because if they are, I eat them.
Katie loves dem micropizzas
i made a pizza
it was good
i didnt make it, i put it in the microwave
but u no.
Tom: I’m going to make a sausage casserole.
Katie: A casserole, what’s that, like a sausage roll or something?
Tom: No, it’s kind of like a stew-
Katie: -But I thought a casserole was something wrapped in pastry, like a lasange?
xx
HIV/HMV
Kelly: I don’t want to go to Milford, I will catch HIV.
Katie: HIV? Isn’t that the store?
Kelly: OMG.
Tom: I have a real craving for goat’s cheese.
Katie: What is goat’s cheese?
…
…
Tom: Cheese from a goat.
Tom: Did you know cheese is actually a vegetable?
Katie: Oh my god! Really?
Tom: No.
Don’r blame her - it’s the only thing she knows.
Katie says:
its only fair we both have our bludy fun
im not gna turn into a nun
Tom says:
ahahaa
you’ll look flattering in a habit
Katie says:
huh
what u mean “youll look flattering in a habit
Tom says:
ahaha
it was a joke
Katie says:
what does it mean
Tom says:
A habit is what they wear
You know
the black thing
Katie says:
hahaha like a goth cape?
MetaMetaMeta!
Tom: I have started a blog about you called ‘Quotes of Katie Bearne’.
Katie: Oh, what is it about?
Tom: Quotes of Katie Bearne.
